I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wish you could order shots online.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize