Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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