Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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