so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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