I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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