Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I don't deserve a penis
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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