so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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