Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize