she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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