So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
farters have to be the big spoon...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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