She said her name was "party"
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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