My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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