Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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