I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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