she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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