we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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