I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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