My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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