Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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