im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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