Where is the hickey?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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