we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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