So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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