I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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