Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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