you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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