quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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