Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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