And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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