Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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