dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
so much tequila, so little girl.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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