So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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