The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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