Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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