He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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