Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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