we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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