we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
