Already got asked if we're dating
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
