Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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