I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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