Kareoke will never be a sober sport
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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