If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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