You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wish i was in the wii world.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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