I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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