i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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