It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
