like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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