That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Randomize
