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My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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