literally had 100 drinks last night.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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