So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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