dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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